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Jesus and a Burglar
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his
flashlight around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed
from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his pants !! He clicked his
flashlight out and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his
head, promised himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more
valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you."
He freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot... "Did
you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are
you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The bird promptly
answered, "Probably the same kind of people that would name a 240lb Mastiff Jesus."
When You know your a mastiff owner...
* it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.
* People pass you on a walk and ask for your dog by name,
even though you dont know who these people are.
* your dog can hide an entire tennis ball in his mouth, with
the look.."what im not eating anything.."
* You take a tape measure when buying a new vehicle
* you have drool rags in everyroom, and around every corner...probably
one in your pocket right now.
* The doughnuts on top of the refridgerator are gone and
your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.
* Pizza Delivery people ask for you to meet them at the end
of the sidewalk
* You can look out your window, and over 50 acres spot the
dog poo piles in your yard.
BARF and raw diet links, for a healthy more hollistic approach to raising your mastiff.
BARF
BARF World
BARF for Beginners
Recommendations, with links to the websites for your own reseach and approval.
We suggest that by the age of 4-6 months, you invest in a sturdy, raised feeder. Raised feeders
are so helpful in a dogs food digestion, and will reduce the risk of bloat, and aid in the dogs absorption of nutrients from their food. It
reduces gulping, and over eating; both of which can result in vomiting. Mastiffs by the age of 6 months can be almost
30" tall...so try bending over at the waist, and not bending your knee's to eat something off the floor...its pretty difficult,
and mastiff do not have any easier a time. :)
***Puppy families can puchase these raised feeders from us, made by hand, stained and sealed, with solid oak wood, including
a 5 Qt Stainless steele bowl, for $100.00. We use the exact same feeders with our own dogs, and they have worked wonders,
no where else can you find a feeder either tall enough or wide enough to hold a 5 Qt bowl.
Bil-Jack Premium Dog Food
Pro Plan Adult Dog Food
Diamond Premuim Adult Dog Food
**Fun Links**
Dog Supplies, gifts and books
Dog.com
AKC
Mastiff Doctor
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